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Windows PC - Weekly Trading Thread - November 30th 2015

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Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

From a Southwest Airlines employee:
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Pilot:
"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land ... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

After landing:
"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker:
"Whoa, big fella. Whoa."

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced:
"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

From a Southwest Airlines employee:
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

More Crazy Comments:

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with two small children decide now which one you love more."

"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive.

Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than (BLANK) Airlines."

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight..."

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate."

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why no, Mam,"said the pilot, "what is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight attendant came on with: "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement:
"We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."
 
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I hate flying... Unfortunately I have to do it. Longest flight was from Amsterdam to Cape Town and it was the easiest flight ever. My worst flight was from Stockholm to Amsterdam. On the way to Stockholm the weather was terrible, but the flight was great. Unfortunately on the way back it was the other way around. The weather was great. But when we were at about 1 kilometer the plain suffered three air pockets in a row and they had to get the plane back up to make a safe landing.

If God wanted me to fly, I'm pretty sure He would have given me some wings...
 
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Btw, just a few questions. I got the message that I couldn't build any commercial buildings anymore. What is the max to build and what do I need to do to get more? Is it based on your level or on the amount of land you have?
 

Ten33go

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Btw, just a few questions. I got the message that I couldn't build any commercial buildings anymore. What is the max to build and what do I need to do to get more? Is it based on your level or on the amount of land you have?

It may be a power issue. Look up in the left hand corner of the game screen. Right below your star level, you'll see 2 sets of numbers. The one on the left is your current power usage. The one on the right is your maximum power available. If they are both the same number, you need more power.
 
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It may be a power issue. Look up in the left hand corner of the game screen. Right below your star level, you'll see 2 sets of numbers. The one on the left is your current power usage. The one on the right is your maximum power available. If they are both the same number, you need more power.
That's not the problem. I have enough power, but when I want to build a new shop to create income it says I already have the maximum.
 

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I don't have much time for the moment to play and today I managed to play a bit. Hope I'm still on some of your friends list, send some gifts today so hope you'll receive them.
Please don't delete me from your list, I'll be back but not as regular as in the past.

I've missed a lot so are there recently became new things in the game to discover?
Can't visit neighbors for awhile now
big update coming soon (We hope)!!
 
I don't have much time for the moment to play and today I managed to play a bit. Hope I'm still on some of your friends list, send some gifts today so hope you'll receive them.
Please don't delete me from your list, I'll be back but not as regular as in the past.

I've missed a lot so are there recently became new things in the game to discover?
seht u invite from my rader acct
 

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Help - I have really lost my marbles! - I am desperate for land, and with all the game problems, I have ignored it for weeks, BUT no longer! - I am about to throw REAL MONEY at the game and buy 96 greenies whilst they are on special! - with a land sale always following a week after a greenies sale, I will have enough for 10 lots - WOW. We moan about the game loads, but the truth is it is a fab game, I am addicted, and can't help myself but want to keep progressing - I am going to trust GI that the game will get sorted, as it always has in the past. Free2Play I have full confidence and faith in you and your team! So 96 greenies for the cost of two pints of beer, seems like a quiet night in and a bargain!

Before I press send, am I mad or not?????


A brilliant idea. You will be very happy. It's not like it is a whole lot of money. You spend that amount of money at the pub in an hour!
 

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Airport City Riddle

Where is this destination in Airport City?

Past the clouds, above the land,
Landing here is really grand!
No, its not in that list, if you're looking for the name,
Best to bring some friends and your A game.
Lots of room to set it down,
Its an exclusive journey from your favorite town


Thank you participants An easy one for sure and yes it is the MOON !!!!
 
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