Raven tells jokes

[RavenENTP]

Uncle Jesse: Here's another one; drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. The guy drops the clock, breaking into a million pieces. He looks at the drunk and says, "Why don't you watch where you're going?" The drunk looks at him and says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else?"

 

[calculator plz]

Good ones
Added u , also win.moisle
U have funny code

 

[rocky]

Uncle Jesse: Here's another one; drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. The guy drops the clock, breaking into a million pieces. He looks at the drunk and says, "Why don't you watch where you're going?" The drunk looks at him and says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else?"

 

[RavenENTP]

Man is on trial for selling moonshine and his neighbor is called to court to testify .
Defense lawyer asks a neighbor : " Have you ever received moonshine from this man ? "
"No i have not."
" Have you got from his wife ? "
"No i have not."
" Have you got any from his daughters ? "
" Forgive me , " the witness says , "but we are still talking about moonshine? "

 

[Agent_L]

Moonshine trial reminded me one:

Police are conducting a raid on a known moonshine maker's house
Policeman: "We've found your equipment. We're charging you with illegal manufacture of moonshine."
Moonshiner: "Will I be charged with rape too?"
"Why would you?"
"Because I have equipment for that."

 

[david smith]

here is one


What goes boo boo in Japanese, chrum chrum in Polish, groin groin in French and nöff-nöff in Swedish?

A Pig