A bit of Aviation Humour…

[Bob69bob]

Or as I like to think of it, a Pilot Pi$$-take😂 👨🏽‍✈️👩🏼‍✈️ ✈️🚁🛩️

 

[Bob69bob]

…feel free to substitute “pilot” with “vegan” or “cross-fitter”🤪.

 

[Scott85625]

The difference between a pilot and a jet airplane is, the airplane stops making whiny noises when you turn the engines off.

 

[Dizzy]

sorry if this offends anyone but it's one of my favourite blonde jokes and yes i'm blonde

what does an plane and a bleach blonde have in common............they both have a black box

 

[ItsRalphy]

Hi, folks! Sorry about that rough landing. It wasn’t the captain’s fault. It definitely wasn’t my fault… It was the asphalt.

“Can I help you?” asks the agent. “I want a roundtrip ticket,” says the man. “Where to?” asks the agent. “Right back to here,” he replies.

What’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? - An optimist created the airplane; a pessimist created the seatbelts.

A man parachuted out of an airplane, and his chute did not open. As he headed for almost certain death, he saw a man coming up toward him through the air from the ground. As the man zoomed by, the man headed down asked, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replied in passing, “No, you know anything about gas stoves?”

 

[Bob69bob]

You’re triggering Dad jokes, @ItsRalphy 😆… Do you know how the blind parachutist knows when to pull the cord? When the dog’s lead goes slack 🤭🫣😎.

 

[Dizzy]

@ItsRalphy and @Bob69bob you can both stop i nearly fell off my chair and nearly pms laughing they're the kind of jokes i like and find funny the most

 

[ItsRalphy]

You’re triggering Dad jokes, @ItsRalphy 😆… Do you know how the blind parachutist knows when to pull the cord? When the dog’s lead goes slack 🤭🫣😎.

Dad jokes are my best LOL!