Duke Crocker!!

[gbswales]

Dave Crocker is the personification of a wicked uncle - the last person I would want to do business with!!

 

[Agent_L]

Well, the guy sells 99 greens worth of mystery buildings for 65. Sure as hell he ain't legit.
Dictionary tells me: crooked - dishonest, illegal.

 

[Marve]

But you need him if you are thinking in adventure quests.

 

[Agent_L]

But you need him if you are thinking in adventure quests.

Needing to do business with someone and wanting to do business with them are two very different things.

 

[rocky]

Just a tips guys...I suggest to all the players to buy a maps for New world ( 2,000 coins each) At each time Crooker arrive you can buy 10 maps ,you are better to buy 10 maps each time because you will have to do 400 flights to New World and each flight need a map....So better to previous and accumulate the maps of New World

 

[david smith]

yeah but he's worth it, when you buy powerful explosive bolts and main stableizers, cost less greenies

 

[Wasted Eagle]

Just a tips guys...I suggest to all the players to buy a maps for New world ( 2,000 coins each) At each time Crooker arrive you can buy 10 maps ,you are better to buy 10 maps each time because you will have to do 400 flights to New World and each flight need a map....So better to previous and accumulate the maps of New World

I'm buying all those maps each time Crooker visits. End up blowing all my money on them each time and not being able to save up for Runway6...

 

[Wasted Eagle]

yeah but he's worth it, when you buy powerful explosive bolts and main stableizers, cost less greenies

I've spent quite an amount of real money on Crooker's goods in the past. In hindsight, all those items available for greenies are way overpriced and just not worthed. Neighbour visits and Space Launches are the way to go...

 

[Wasted Eagle]

I bought the Streetball Court (I reeeeally wanted it and I got it with a cool story) with 15 (10+5) greenies for $5 or €4,5 (part of the Mystery City Square deal).
That's a 2 dollar PEB (or 1,8 euros) with Crooker's discount!
Agreed, you can get your greenies cheaper with the 300% deal. But seeing the amount of launches each week, it get's really expensive really fast...

 

[Loverboy Smith]

Why don't ya just call him Puke Crocker , or perhaps Crock of Crap . or maybe Crocker the Cracker , Thats what I do . I knocked out a couple of teeth on his Stupid Air Ship with my Sweets Factory smoke stack . Hee Hee Hee ! Puke Crock of Crap & his Buck Tooth Air Ship . Mud Shark ! ! !

 

[Wasted Eagle]

Owkay?